The real reason I hate Brendan Frasier…
Leave a Comment“If you were an ancient Egyptian princess, your name would have to be Tehotness. Tehotness would be buried with her servants, who’d all be photographers in charge of preserving her namesake into the afterlife.”
Garnier Fuck This
Comments (1)“But there are so many kinds of conditioner… like ‘thin hair’ and ‘damaged hair’ and ‘moisture building’ and ‘volumising’ and ‘for blue hair’ and ’smells like frogs’.”
Umm… thanks?
Leave a Comment“You fail at ugly.”
He’ll always be Stuart Little’s dad anyway…
“I don’t know why people can watch House. It’s always the same thing – a guy comes in with an itch and then OHMIGOD his fingers are ON FIRE.”
Queen sized = 2 canoes
“We’ve got this old saying in Nova Scotia – ‘You’ve gotta wreck a boat to make a bed.’”
Ontario Pales in Comparison…
K: Stop looking at my skin, I’ve got a condition!
A : What condition?
K : A Nova Scotian Tan
A: Ooh what’s that? I bet I’ll like it.
K : It’s when you don’t have a tan at all.
Where human rights are dead from SARS…
“Why would they go to China? That’s the only remaining country that’s overtly a jerk.”
I intend to drink all of you before you can restock
*Kevin goes to the fridge*
“D’you want anything while I’m in here? Maybe a V8? That’s seven more Vs than Vendetta.”
And you thought the Cynics were the only bums…
A : Hey that’s my bum
K : Yeah, but I like your bum. Like, I don’t like Plato’s abstract notion of the “Idea Bum”, but I like your interpretation of that bum.
A : …
K: This is how philosophers woo women.
I wonder if they do it back to front…
K: But most manga is like “Oho they’re in love but one of them’s a ROBOT! This sure is WACKY!”
