Kevin (Out Of Context)

Two badges he does have are “falconry” and “bleeding”

kevinoutofcontext — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:35:10 +0000

“Fashion and planning… the two merit badges I’ll never have on my imaginary boy scout sash…”

In this version he insulted tramps and thieves…

kevinoutofcontext — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:46:08 +0000

“Y’know, Thinner would be a really short story if it was about me. It’d be like 20 pages. He got thinner, then he died.”

Abs of Steel Wool…

kevinoutofcontext — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 07:00:47 +0000

A: I’m blind-person ogling you.

K: I’m sculpted…

A: Sure you are.

K: …out of twine.

Love overcomes all obstacles

kevinoutofcontext — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:10:32 +0000

K: You didn’t eat any pie?

A: I don’t like apple pie.

K: Well obviously you’re crazy and wrong, but I love you anyway.

Everyone knows IBD is in May, anyway.

kevinoutofcontext — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:30:44 +0000

K: You know, I’m only getting up for this class because I have to hand something in. I would NOT get out of bed for anything else, even International Berry Day.

A: Why would I make you get out of bed for International Berry Day?

K: You wouldn’t want me to miss out on pie.

We’re talkin’ hoops of steel, man. You don’t want that…

kevinoutofcontext — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:47:54 +0000

“Every one of the other characters was like, ‘Hamlet, man… don’t mess with Laertes. He’ll stab you in the face.’”

He says he “knows the struggle”

kevinoutofcontext — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:13:28 +0000

*pouting*

“There was dust on the kitchen floor from where the real men were doing man work this morning. It got all in my toes…”

It redirected me to an Avenue Q lyrics page instead

kevinoutofcontext — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:24:14 +0000

“I went to the English department website and saw the ‘career opportunities’ link… and it gave me a 404 page not found error.”

Mitosis… let me show you them.

kevinoutofcontext — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:55:15 +0000

“Did you know that I am, in fact, a multi-celled organism? …Bit of trivia.”

If only there was a children’s book about not saying stupid shit

kevinoutofcontext — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:57:22 +0000

A: I’m cold… can I have a blanket?
K: No. You know what they say: “Give a mouse a cookie…”
A: …and then what?
K: It’ll want a blanket.