Kevin (Out Of Context) http://kevinoutofcontext.wordpress.com All Bones, No Lies Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:10:32 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/1718efbfa2e5fa674ada109785b5345d?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Kevin (Out Of Context) http://kevinoutofcontext.wordpress.com Love overcomes all obstacles http://kevinoutofcontext.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/love-overcomes-all-obstacles/ http://kevinoutofcontext.wordpress.com/2009/11/18/love-overcomes-all-obstacles/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:10:32 +0000 kevinoutofcontext http://kevinoutofcontext.wordpress.com/?p=112 ]]>

K: You didn’t eat any pie?

A: I don’t like apple pie.

K: Well obviously you’re crazy and wrong, but I love you anyway.

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K: You know, I’m only getting up for this class because I have to hand something in. I would NOT get out of bed for anything else, even International Berry Day.

A: Why would I make you get out of bed for International Berry Day?

K: You wouldn’t want me to miss out on pie.

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“Every one of the other characters was like, ‘Hamlet, man… don’t mess with Laertes. He’ll stab you in the face.’”

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*pouting*

“There was dust on the kitchen floor from where the real men were doing man work this morning. It got all in my toes…”

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“I went to the English department website and saw the ‘career opportunities’ link… and it gave me a 404 page not found error.”

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“Did you know that I am, in fact, a multi-celled organism?  …Bit of trivia.”

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A: I’m cold… can I have a blanket?
K: No. You know what they say: “Give a mouse a cookie…”
A: …and then what?
K: It’ll want a blanket.

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“All those girl country songs are like :

‘I took a shit in his shoes

’cause he’s a bastard

… and then I killed his fish’”

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(during the end of Terminator 3)

K : This movie just became John and Kate plus fate.

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“Did Magneto ever fight Iron Man? ‘Cause that’d be short…”

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