It redirected me to an Avenue Q lyrics page instead

“I went to the English department website and saw the ‘career opportunities’ link… and it gave me a 404 page not found error.”

Mitosis… let me show you them.

“Did you know that I am, in fact, a multi-celled organism?  …Bit of trivia.”

If only there was a children’s book about not saying stupid shit

A: I’m cold… can I have a blanket?
K: No. You know what they say: “Give a mouse a cookie…”
A: …and then what?
K: It’ll want a blanket.