The real reason I hate Brendan Frasier…

“If you were an ancient Egyptian princess, your name would have to be Tehotness. Tehotness would be buried with her servants, who’d all be photographers in charge of preserving her namesake into the afterlife.”

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“But there are so many kinds of conditioner… like ‘thin hair’ and ‘damaged hair’ and ‘moisture building’ and ‘volumising’ and ‘for blue hair’ and ’smells like frogs’.”