Queen sized = 2 canoes

“We’ve got this old saying in Nova Scotia – ‘You’ve gotta wreck a boat to make a bed.’”

Ontario Pales in Comparison…

K: Stop looking at my skin, I’ve got a condition!

A : What condition?

K : A Nova Scotian Tan

A: Ooh what’s that? I bet I’ll like it.

K : It’s when you don’t have a tan at all.