I intend to drink all of you before you can restock

*Kevin goes to the fridge*

“D’you want anything while I’m in here? Maybe a V8? That’s seven more Vs than Vendetta.”

And you thought the Cynics were the only bums…

A : Hey that’s my bum
K : Yeah, but I like your bum. Like, I don’t like Plato’s abstract notion of the “Idea Bum”, but I like your interpretation of that bum.
A : … 

K: This is how philosophers woo women.