I wonder if they do it back to front…

K: But most manga is like “Oho they’re in love but one of them’s a ROBOT! This sure is WACKY!”

Hopefully the Eyre-ony isn’t lost…

“I wish the good Brontë wrote this book. Jane Eyre is the Luke Wilson of literature.”

We just pretend that “Atonement” didn’t happen…

A: There really is no such thing as librarian porn. 

K: Yeah, everyone knows that people only bang in libraries in the movies.

A: What? Name one movie that has librarians getting any.

K: The R-rated version of the Music Man.

Stays crunchy even in… y’know…

“These condoms make our sex smell like Cap’n Crunch.”

If you have legs and are flammable…

“In high school I was voted ‘Most Likely To Hastily Escape A Fire’.”