The rest just can’t wait to be queens…

“Gay people have kind of co-opted the term ‘pride’ from all of its other uses. Think of a pride of lions. One of ‘em just can’t wait to be king, and you know what that means…”

Traffic, weather and a couple dozen eggs…

“All morning radio shows have to have the one normal guy and the one guy with the weird name… like, ‘Hey it’s Tony and The Breakfast coming at ya in the mornings!’”

Here he would obviously be “part of the disease”

“I wanna take an advertisement out. It’ll say “Professional Zombie Actor available for all film projects. Able to be extra or principle. Can also portray someone enjoying Coldplay.”