Semi colons are half-assed anyway…

A: I spent an hour last night reading all about the semi colon and the different ways to use it.

K: Oh, like how you can just arbitrarily use it to replace periods whenever you want?

A: *agast* NO! THAT IS NOT ONE OF THE SEVEN USES OF A SEMI COLON!!

heh heh… bonesmen

“I really like how you think I have a secret society of dudes judging you on your sexual prowess… well, whatever makes you go the extra mile…”