Callum, Lime and Rust

“Who is this Callum guy? Whatever… Callum sounds like something that builds up in the bathroom.”

I’ll never let go…

“East Coast people don’t wear shorts because those icy winds could hit at any time. That’s what killed all the Titanic people… well, that and all that water…” 

South Bronx paradise!

K : I didn’t eat cake as a kid.

A : So you started eating cake AND lost weight?

K : I discovered the diet every single girl DREAMS of!

Only as dirty as you make it…

“Wow, you really need to work on my aim.”