Main exports: pelts and silver bullets.

“Why would anyone want to go to New Brunswick? I mean, other than to visit all the werewolves…”

Dude he can like… SENSE the home row.

[A is typing without glasses]

K : It’s like watching Daredevil type!

This one could get us in trouble…

“Asian girls are like those new breeds of puppy. They’re either like hopelessly adorable… or they look like they shouldn’t be allowed in nature.”

Casual encounter in the bat cave…

A: Apparently there’s a dating website for Toronto’s hipster community…

K: What is it, Match dot ROM?