Archive for March, 2008|Monthly archive page
An Unconvincing Exorcist…
Leave a Comment“Hey Satan… do you think you could maybe leave please? We don’t really want you here. You’re making us all uncomfortable.”
Fireball on the rocks…
Leave a Comment“It’s a really good thing that I don’t drink alcohol. Not only would I just drink anything put in front of me, I’d develop a taste for the most revolting combinations… like whiskey and ashes.”
Browsing other wine racks is okay as long as you don’t sniff any corks…
Comments (2)“When a man gets to be my age, his life can’t be wall-to-wall boobs anymore. It’s not about the twelve pack of cheap beer, but about finding that one fine wine.”
- Kevin, age 20
