Archive for October, 2007|Monthly archive page
Electra complex notwithstanding….
Leave a Comment“Don’t use girl psychology. It scares me.”
A little asexual frustration…
Leave a Comment“The only butts he likes come after commas.”
He needs a manifesto…
Leave a Comment“I don’t believe in Jell-o ’cause… morals.”
That whole franchise is centered around a futuristic abortion
“It’s the Terminapeworm! He gets into Sarah Connor’s stomach and tries to deprive her baby of nutrients!”
Substitute and demand.
A: We had a supply teacher…
K: Supply teacher? You mean substitute teacher, don’t you?
A: Maybe if you’re American.
K: No!!! If you’re from everywhere! Supply teacher makes it sounds like they’re in a closet next to mops.
Like the godfather, but for girls…
A: What IS the opposite of a sausage fest?
K : An ovary skillet.
He’s truly feline…
A: You’re the femme-y one in this relationship.
K: Just because my nails are long… it’s from drawing the blood of panthers.
He’s not bragging… It’s more a statement of fact.
“I could punch a baby. It’s not like it would duck or anything.”
Slow and steady pwns ur skin
A: Why do you have so many ingrown hairs?
K: They’re good for racing ingrown tortoises.
