Archive for September, 2007|Monthly archive page
Watch out for those venomous fangs!
Leave a Comment“It’s a well-known fact that everything is deadlier in Africa. Like, they have polar bears there too, only African polar bears can teleport.”
[after pondering for a little while]
“You know, it’s a good thing that those African teleporting polar bears have never made their way to North America to mate with OUR polar bears. Then we’d really have a problem.”
Thou shalt not spread thy germs…
Leave a Comment“You won’t make out with me if I’m sick? Where’d you learn that, Catholic school?”
Bill, they do things differently in Brazil, Bill!
Leave a Comment“Bill, in Rio they perform abortions with crossbows, Bill!”
“Bill, in Rio a moustache is a sign of war, Bill!”
“Bill, I got mugged on the way to the airport, Bill! A cabbie took my luggage, Bill!”
There are only two posts, but you need a credit card to read ‘em…
“Yeah? Well I’ve started a website about you too! It’s called ‘boobs my girlfriend has’ dot com.”
He was dumped by his much younger girlfriend?
“He should totally pick her up out of that crib and slap her.”
Going above and beyond the call of duty…
“You should get the Purple Heart for fuckin’.”
Kevin vs. Jason Mraz
A: I think that “you’re the only way my time is measured” is such a romantic lyric.
K: Well you’re the only way my beard is measured…
