That’s what he gets for being koi…
Leave a Comments“All those girl country songs are like :
‘I took a shit in his shoes
’cause he’s a bastard
… and then I killed his fish’”
No Kids But What We Make…
Leave a Comments(during the end of Terminator 3)
K : This movie just became John and Kate plus fate.
A polarizing question…
Comments(1)“Did Magneto ever fight Iron Man? ‘Cause that’d be short…”
As If Grammar Was a Thing of the Past…
K: So I was in the shower…
A: Yeah?
K: Yeah… I was thinking about how the grammar in “We Be Jammin’” is atrocious.
The real reason I hate Brendan Frasier…
“If you were an ancient Egyptian princess, your name would have to be Tehotness. Tehotness would be buried with her servants, who’d all be photographers in charge of preserving her namesake into the afterlife.”
Garnier Fuck This
“But there are so many kinds of conditioner… like ‘thin hair’ and ‘damaged hair’ and ‘moisture building’ and ‘volumising’ and ‘for blue hair’ and ’smells like frogs’.”
Umm… thanks?
“You fail at ugly.”
He’ll always be Stuart Little’s dad anyway…
“I don’t know why people can watch House. It’s always the same thing – a guy comes in with an itch and then OHMIGOD his fingers are ON FIRE.”
Queen sized = 2 canoes
“We’ve got this old saying in Nova Scotia – ‘You’ve gotta wreck a boat to make a bed.’”
Ontario Pales in Comparison…
K: Stop looking at my skin, I’ve got a condition!
A : What condition?
K : A Nova Scotian Tan
A: Ooh what’s that? I bet I’ll like it.
K : It’s when you don’t have a tan at all.
