Everyone knows IBD is in May, anyway.
Leave a CommentK: You know, I’m only getting up for this class because I have to hand something in. I would NOT get out of bed for anything else, even International Berry Day.
A: Why would I make you get out of bed for International Berry Day?
K: You wouldn’t want me to miss out on pie.
We’re talkin’ hoops of steel, man. You don’t want that…
Leave a Comment“Every one of the other characters was like, ‘Hamlet, man… don’t mess with Laertes. He’ll stab you in the face.’”
He says he “knows the struggle”
Leave a Comment*pouting*
“There was dust on the kitchen floor from where the real men were doing man work this morning. It got all in my toes…”
It redirected me to an Avenue Q lyrics page instead
“I went to the English department website and saw the ‘career opportunities’ link… and it gave me a 404 page not found error.”
Mitosis… let me show you them.
“Did you know that I am, in fact, a multi-celled organism? …Bit of trivia.”
If only there was a children’s book about not saying stupid shit
A: I’m cold… can I have a blanket?
K: No. You know what they say: “Give a mouse a cookie…”
A: …and then what?
K: It’ll want a blanket.
That’s what he gets for being koi…
“All those girl country songs are like :
‘I took a shit in his shoes
’cause he’s a bastard
… and then I killed his fish’”
No Kids But What We Make…
(during the end of Terminator 3)
K : This movie just became John and Kate plus fate.
A polarizing question…
“Did Magneto ever fight Iron Man? ‘Cause that’d be short…”
As If Grammar Was a Thing of the Past…
K: So I was in the shower…
A: Yeah?
K: Yeah… I was thinking about how the grammar in “We Be Jammin’” is atrocious.
